5+ Things I miss the most about David

1. Having a best friend.
2. Being with someone who sees the world through the same coloured glasses
3. Being with the funniest person on the planet
4. Feeling like the second funniest person on the planet
5. Feeling like all the best parts of me were being activated by this connection and energy with another and feeling like I did the same to him, it was a buzz, a drug, a high, it was always so easy to be in the moment, because quite frankly I was having so much fun where else would I want too be.
6. Feeling unjudged and loved unconditionally
7. Actively loving someone unconditionally
8. The way our energy was contagious and we had fun wherever we went
9. The way he smelled, soapy and smokey, like a clean boy in an english pub.

5+ Things About Dogs

1. They smell
2. They scratch themselves
3. They lick themselves
4. They dont mind eating excrement or vomit
5. They prefer rotting corpses to perfume or freshly shampooed fur
6. They are always hungry and love to shame you infront of your friends by looking at them with eyes that speak volumes about abuse and neglect.
7. Their farts do stink
8. They dont bury or flush their excrement, thats for us to do
9. They like to chase cats, regardless of the cats age or superior status or rank
10. They like to chew your dirty underwear and socks
11. They like to chew your flatmates dirty underwear and socks
12. They consider digging through the rubbish to be opportunity shopping
13. They dont wipe their paws before entering the house
14. They do wipe their furry arses on the carpet
15. They eat buttons, sequins, embellishments off clothing
16. They snore
17. They bedhog
18. They wake you up because of their bedhogging, snoring, farting, scratching and licking themselves
19. They possess perfect furry cuteness, a lifesaving and neccessary attribute obviously.

5+ Great Things That Happened This Last Week

1. Had friends round for dinner Thursday and it was effortless and delicious, my favourite combination. We had
Braised Capsicums and Chorizo on Sour Dough Toast
7 Hour Lamb with Lemon Oil infused Puy Lentils
Berry Tart with Home made Plum Sorbet, Passionfruit Sorbet and a little bit of cream

2. Had light fittings installed in stairway and landing and they look beautiful, like diamond earrings for the house

3. Won an auction on Trademe for flooring for the back two rooms, more expensive and beautiful than we were considering for budgetary reasons but thanks to Trademe we paid less than half the retail price, so we will now have luxurious hardwood floors, love Trademe, love Ebay...

4. Got given a piece of software that allows me to download and view tv from the internet, so I am completely up to date with my american pals with regards to Lost, funnily enough though I still need to keep waiting a week for the next episode.....

5. Got a fantastic pair of jeans, you know ones that make you look skinnier, taller and your butt shaplier, (this is all relative of course!)

6. My spousal unit went all shopoholic and impulse bought a 42" LCD screen, its gross, but I secretly like it

5+ Things About Flatmates

1. Its better to try and get along in life without them
2. Its not that they try to be annoying its just that they cant help it
3. Its the little things that make you feel like killing them in the long run
4. One flatmate is 1/2 as annoying as 2, 2 flatmates are twice as annoying as one, and so on exponentially
5. Occasionally you will come across someone who you can live with relatively problem free, run off all their potential partners and soulmates and coddle them to yourself until you are ready to move on....

5+ Things on Love and Relationships

1. The good news, there is someone meant especially for you, someone who is your soulmate, made especially for you, knows what you're thinking even before you say anything, someone who will always be there for you in hard times etc etc, all that good stuff.
2. The not so good news, its yourself, you're the one for you, as I am the one for me, the one and only.
3. No one else can heal you, nothing else can heal you, only you can heal you, through your own choices.
4. Marriage is an archetype of survival, of dog eat dog, of ownership and property management, spiritual partnership is a connection between equals where the commitment is too oneself and ones own development,
5. Everyone feels unworthy and unlovable, learn to love yourself and accept ones own innate worthiness and whether someone else loves you or not is icing, or gravy, not the main event itself.

5+ Things to be Immediately Grateful For

1. That I have woken up to experience another day on glorious Earth
2. My plush scrumptious teddy like bathrobe currently swathing me in supernatural hugginess
3. My sexy little mac computer letting me tap away at its keys whilst I commune with the universe through it
4. Ebay, I will never pay retail again
5. The bounty and abundance that exists in my life, I am an incredibly lucky person
6. I live in New Zealand and even better Wellington, New Zealand

5+ Reasons I've WoKen up in Such a Bad Mood

1. Fucking Cicadas, cant stand them, noisy ugly clacky locusts
2. Dog excessively licking himself.....
3. I have my period
4. My flatmates didnt lock up last night and I narrowly escaped being ax murdered
5. Speaking of flatmates they use the close dryer despite it being 25+ degrees everyday
6. Did I mention I have my period......

5+ Things I want

1. A child
2. Internal peace and contentment
3. More Travel
4. A successful creative business
5. A loving passionate supportive spiritual partnership
6. My dog to become a calmer peacefuller pup

5+ Things to be Grateful For

1. I am currently in good health with all limbs, organs and vitals in good to excellent working order.
2. I live in a beautiful house in a pretty neighbourhood close to both the beach and Pak'n'Save
3. I have a fantastic shoe collection
4. I live in the 21st century and for the most part my life is my own to with as I will
5. I have met some of the worlds most interesting and wise people
6. I keep getting better each year